Who says we Oldhamers are not a cultured bunch?
We've only been up and running for a few hours and we have already had contact from our French correspondent and award winning football columnist Karim Menacere. Lets see what he has to say.
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Aaaaarrrrrrrggghh.. Je voyage tous les samedis de regarder La Tics et je pense que si je continue de regarder le merde depuis le début de la saison puis je vais trouver personellement Dave Pound et crier ‘BOOOOOOOOOO !’ haute et forte a l’oreille ! Mon problème est, surtout, je déteste le milieu de terrain, surtout le jouer qui n’a pas le cheveux- Danny Whitaker… quelle batard.. !! Il est un petit chat timide.. !! oú ..je veux dire CHAT.. !! Ma Mère est meilleur que Danny Shitaker et elle n’a pas des jambes.. !! uuuuuggghh.. quelle horreur ! Je pense que c’est absolument nécessaire a changer Shits pour mon jouer favorite et mon idole dans la vie, Kelvin Nomax. Il est tout ce que j'aspire à être et avant que je quitté ma maison à Lyon depuis 3 années, j'ai dit à ma mère que je reviendrais comme le Kelvin Elle m'a toujours voulu être ! Je trouve le façon dont il joue pour être très sexy et je pense que dans le futur il sera le jouer du monde, les rues a venir de Zinedine Zidane. Cependant, cela est évident pour tous qui a un cerveau de football. Finalement, Je suis très impressionné par la chanson ‘BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO’ Il me permet de libérer ma colère d’avoir un pénis qui ne peuvent pas se lever. Rendez- vous tous au théâtre de merde !
Karim
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Hey Bruno Karims brother here. For all you stupid English pigs who are too dumb and too stupid and to arrogant to learn some bloody Francais the language of love I translate Karims column for you yes!
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Aaaaarrrrrrrggghh.. I go every Saturday to see latics and I think that if I continue to watch the shit I have had to since the start of the season I am going to personally find Dave Pound and shout ‘BOOOOOOOOOO !’ very loud down his earhole ! My problem is, mainly, I hate the middlefield, mainly the player with no hair- Danny Whitaker… what a bastard.. !! He is a little, timid cat.. !! or, should I say CUNT.. !! My mother is better than Danny Shitaker and she is without legs.. !! uuuuuggghh.. what horror ! I think that it is absoloutely neccesary to change Shits for my favourite player, Kelvin Nomax. He is all that I aspire to be and before I leaved home in Lyon 3 years ago, I say to mummy that I will return to be just like Kelvin is- all that she wants me to be ! I find the way he plays to be very sexy and I think that in the future he will be streets ahead of Zinedine Zidane and will easily win ballon d’or. However, this is evident for anyone with a brain of footballs. Finally, I am very impresses by the song ‘BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO’ It helps me to release my anger and having a penis which does not stand up for me. See you all at the theatre of shits !
karim you french frog, latics fans don't appreciate bloody foreigners like you and especially ones that criticise the team like you have! I think it's hilarious that your penis "does not stand up" you deserve it for this post. what a loser. fuck off to france and stay there, and get your facts right, it's kelvin lomax, not nomax. you really have made yourself look silly with this post. he isn't even an attacking midfielder! Also, I think danny whitaker is one of the best players to play for latics in recent years, better than neil kilkenny and richie wellens. Some latics "fans" don't know how lucky we are to have him. His name and number are on my shirt for sure! Also, I want to ask, exactly how many games have you been to?
ReplyDeleteWhitaker can fuck off and suck my cock
ReplyDeleteNow now guys no need for rude language on the comments section!
ReplyDeleteBOOOOOOO is not a chant, chanting is what people do to encourage their players we don't do that at Oldham, bugger off out of Oldham you outsider!!
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