Awwite you cheeky cants!
Big Guy Branston here and yes you have heard it right. Not only am I one part footballer I am now one part football agent. And since signing up to do my HND in Football Agenting at the Burton Polytechnic I get to hear all the latest deadline day gossip and I have got some corkers for you Latics fans.
Keep it on the the down low but by all accounts Latics are gonna be making a swoop for Sheffield Wednesday left back Micheal Gray. And how they going to pay for this I hear you say? Only by offering the Owls Assistant Manager Martin Gray!! Thats crazy...crazy I tells you!!
Oh I theres more don't you worry. I was having a cheeky number 2 this morning before my seminar on "Accepting bribes" when I overheard a fellow agent on the phone in the toilets sorting out a deal for Ryan Brooke. Its not common knowledge so keep it quiet but apparently young Brookey has been wetting the appetite of good old ginger Moyes and Everton are gonna come in with a 300k bid for the little scamp.
Finally, I was in the Students Union before having a few wife beaters with Lids and Warney and the conversation got a bit saucy and we were talking Chrissy Taylor. He's only gone and bloody singed for Sheffield United! Crikey!!
Anyways I must dash, just got some little blond pieces number and I fancy smashing her back doors in! OI OI !!
Branny
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what are they doing getting rid of Oldham boys? It's common knowledge that people born in Oldham and support Oldham are naturally superior footballers because they have the heart. And Guy Branston your lazy, you shouldn't bother with all this education nonsense and get a job in the sausage factory and suffer like the rest of us!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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