BLOODY RUBBISH WOMAN!
BOOOO!!! Should have stuck with the bloody last wife! If you can't even cook up a simple bacon omelette for your man when he gets home from work what's the bloody point! Never mind the problems you have with giving head! I'm going to have to go anyway, i've got to take my first "E-Learning" Seminar for the Boundary Boo's. GET IT SORTED WOMAN by the time I'm home or its the cupboard for you!!!RUBBISH! *puts down phone*
Riight, Hello students sorry I'm a bit late, had to call the wife. Now I'm gonna get straight to the point. Now you've graduated from the Boundary Blues, its my job to get those bloody optimistic grins off your faces and make you into a real Oldham fan.
My name is Professor Pete Bleak, and todays lesson is simple. You are going to write down a number of popular words and phrases from the Boundary Park terraces memorise them and then shout them back at me. Got it?! Right here goes:
1. BLOODY RUBBISH!!!
2. GET IT FORWARD!!!
3. GET HIM OFF PENNEY!!!
4. GET BLOODY SHERIDAN BACK!!
5. W**KER!
6. BRING BACK ROYLE
7. IM NEVER COMING BACK TO WATCH THIS SHITE EVER AGAIN!
and of course:
8. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Well that conclude Lesson 1, if you memorise those you will be well on your way to becoming a professional Booer.
And one final thing students don't forget the Boundary Boo's motto... The longer the "oooo", the better the "BOOOO".
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you forgot "WORST TEAM I'VE SEEN IN 40 YEARS"
ReplyDeletethats how you bait your team, I love it when they get a good BOOOO at half time they usually deserve it for not doing what I tell them to do
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