Oh god help us we are scraping the barrel for this match, the only scribe we could get to do the match report for this game was the always horrifically tedious Bill Shaw. We did have a load of ex Latics stars lined up for this momentous trip however at the last moment it turns out Ian Marshall, Jon Hallworth, Neil Pointon, Steve Whitehall and Barry Prednerville all had to look after Sean Garnett’s cat. At least you could say old Bill has never let the club down, he is certainly always "on the scene". Over to you Bill!
Hi I’m Bill and I know more about Oldham Athletic Association Football Club 2004 ltd than Michael Douglas does about Catherine Zeta Jones’s G-spot. I decided to get the train down it was a class 151 train from Manchester which I found disgusting as I was wanting to get down on a class 182 but we’ve got to make with what we do. The train took 5 hours and 3 minutes to get there. I got in the ground at 13:30 when the turnstyles opened and didn’t bother with the food Deliah had on offer. Who supports Oldham and wants to have a Steak and Wine Pie? Bloody Rubbish!
I stuck to my Scotch Egg, Curly Wurly, a soggy pork pie and a Bovril in a flask. I first went to Norwich on the 23rd of August 1982, Roger Palmer and Paul Futcher played and we drew 0-0 and the attendance that day was 17487 with 231 in attendance from Oldham.
Once the game kicked off there were all this singing and people bloody stood up so I did the usual trick and yelled “SIDDOWN!!!”, and thankfully the stewards were very helpful and got everyone to do it for me so there was no need for a quick crack of my walking stick. God bless those boys, Football has been a much better experience because of them; much less this bloody singing rubbish and everyone can sit down and see the rubbish on the pitch.
As ever they were crap and didn’t have the heart, Penney should be sacked and they should bring back Andy Ritchie, but what disappointed me more was that the fans didn’t give the team a good booing off at half time or at full time to show them just what a bloody let down they all are.
In summary this is the worst team I’ve seen in 40 years of watching this shyte BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
I'm not going to watch this shower of shite again!
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great post bill, some great points there. i think the stewards do a great job i do. i can't believe people actually stand up at latics, especially when they let people pass to go to the toilet or for food and drink. i think the toilets and food areas should be stewarded off when the game is being played, it's a bloody disgrace. i always make the effort to have my meat and potato pie and then a poo and a wee at least 10 minutes before the game starts. a poo and a boo every saturday, it just can't be beaten.
ReplyDeleteBloody moaning bastards like you are ruining my football experience, I cant take it anymore keep you and latics deserve each other I am going to watch a real team. Up the 'DALE I was born their anyway, we will see were Oldham are next season the division below that were
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