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Wednesday, 2 December 2009

Email Inbox

Shucks, we seem to be getting more popular by the day the emails just keep flooding in!! Heres another selection from the Boundary Boos mailbox:

Dear BBs,

I'm so pleased with the way this season has gone, it makes a refreshing change to see us not get too carried away and going out to score goals, I think Kelvin Lomax is one step away from International Football, and my bet on the World Cup just has to go to South Africa with Dean Furman puling the strings Brazil and Spain must be quaking in their boots. May I also praise the club for it's value for money, I mean the half time entertainment has been enthralling and is worth the £20 entrance fee alone, I think the club should double it!!!

Cliff Richard, Gwent

Yes Cliff I do agree that the half time entertainment has certainly been enthralling, however, if your that Cliff Richard who sings "We're all going on a Summer Holiday" I would advise you never to go to an Oldham match again because I will personally hunt you down and shoot you in the face!

Hey Boundary Boos Boys,

I'm GONNA OPEN YOUR FUCKING FACES WITH A SCREWDRIVER!!!!

Sorry Beavers here, Agogo just threatened me with his prison shank so I had to give him the pen, he wanted to have a go on the letter, he hasnt had access to opium for a while so he is going off his nut.

Just a quick note to say all is going well and we only have a combined sentence of 13 years to go! If I can get hold of some substances to control Agogo I think we could be out in 5!! Anyway keep up the good work, your filling the great hole which has been missing since BeaversAgogo has gone to jail. Remember kids check out Beaversagogo.com the original Oldham Athletic webzine!!

Your nightmare in the shower

Beavers and Agogo xx

Thanks your letter guys, always good to hear from our brothers on the inside. I'll try and send in a cake full of goodies for you and Agogo. Stay strong and see you on the outside although I am not sure I can forgive Agogo for what he did yo Ian Marshall's lady friend

Dear Lads

I'm writing to say I'm disgusted with the amount of players who just don't care for the cause, especially Ruben Hazel and Kelvin Lomax, theres just something about them two that reminds me of the disgustingly lazy Jermaine Johnson, Craig Rocastle and Criag bloody Davies. Back in the day we had some proper players like Paul Rickers and Richard Graham they would happily jump in front of a bullet to save Sean Garnetts Arse. Not to mention that I couldn't beleive the cheek of Neal Eardley to come back to do the half time draw after all his uncaring Welshness, he's a lucky man, how he's playing for a side at the top of the Championship is just beyond me, BLOODY RUBBISH BOOOOOO!!!

yours miserably

Say Booo to Failsworth

I'd love to know which party YOU are voting for in this summers elections!

3 comments:

  1. The Clayton Green Chef2 December 2009 at 15:53

    I hope your proud of yourself Mr Agogo, that Jack used to be one of our best Waiters, now he has to be fed through a straw

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  2. Cliff my mum loves you, she has a room in her house dedicated to you

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  3. SHUT IT CHEF, OR ELSE I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND DRILL YOU SOME NEW EYE SOCKETS WITH A LAVE!!

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