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Thursday, 10 December 2009

Back up and running and a very special letter

Excellent excellent news kids the virus that has been haunting the BBs office looks to have finally been beaten. Not only can we keep you upto date with all things Latics we can now safely check out this "Naughty Sauce" site Pete Bleak keeps going on about. Talking about saucy people we have received a letter in our inbox from a disgruntled player this week:

Dear BBs,

As an avid reader of your excellent ezine and one of your number one fans I was very sad and upset to hear that you have not included my pretty little poodle "Cher" in your who has the best dog poll. Cher is a poodle of the highest quality and I spend hours grooming her everyday after training. The misses says I should enter her into Crufts this year so I have been training her up in doggy etiquette. Not only is she pretty she is now polite too. If only you would come round to see her you would see she is better than any of those mongrels you have listed in your poll. Please find it in your hearts to amend your poll to let Cher in I am sure she will not disappoint and she will come number one,

yours truly,

S.Gregan

Sorry pal, we enlisted the help of some of Crufts finest when choosing the finalists for our who has the best dogs poll and if we are being brutally honest, Cher didnt "cut the mustard". If anything it looked like the owner was trying to hard.

5 comments:

  1. Boundary Boos rule WHOOOOOOOOOPP!!!!

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  2. Say Booo to Failsworth10 December 2009 at 17:14

    You big puff Gregan

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  3. Boundary Boo's is the greatest think since the
    Stubby Holder!!!

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  4. I take my Sombrero off to all involved in Boundary Boo's

    p.s do you have any BDSM stuff?

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  5. G Mcdonald, Aberdeen11 December 2009 at 01:48

    This site disappoints me on so many levels Kelvin told me it was called the Boundary Blues, I thought it was gonna be full of spread eagled filth maidens.

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