Eh yow, ah eerint chuffin 'appy wiv way yowse lot from yur chuffin Balm-cake land slarte mi bruv fur is time wiv Latics. A were watchin Calender t'other night n from t'kichen came this crash t'ground nd it were are Dean n he said he's fallen in love wit Keigan in t'Kitchen n he wanted t cook summ't Pheasent! Then t'other night we were drivin past the Rat n Parrot in Goole just before th stuffin bloody Tigers got at Leeds n are Dean turns t'chuffin car round n drives down to Scunny to watch yur shower. instead! The nail in t'coffin were t'other night I were thur listenin t my Def Leppard LPs n I go fur a piss n are Dean comes down n puts chuffin Courteeners on instead. Do ya gerdit!! He chuffin loves Latics, th reason why he don't kiss t'badge when he played fur yow were coz he got chuffin bollocked at Hull n Bratfud fur doin it plus he wants t be an actor. Hope yow lot stop slaggin im off nowards, yow bunch of theivin black puddin eds!!!
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