The Evolution Begins 27/4/2011

Some people are intrigued about what was stated on page 13 in last night edition of the matchday programme, our men have been on the scene to work out what exactly is going on at the club and what is evolving.

Our men on the scene and some sociological experts have come to the conclusion from the findings that on 27th April this year that Dean Brill is indeed having a sex change operation. Our undercover tape recorder behind the scenes discoverd that in a conversation with his friend Felipe Morais that Brill, 25 indeed enjoyed a trip to the ballet recently and was so inspired by the works of Darcey Bussell and Natalia Markarova so much that he wanted the squad to use it as a training technique. But assistant manager Gerry Taggart dismissed this exercise, leading to Brill being replaced in goal by Ben Amos. Brill's absense from the first team squad has been a result of the man wanting to go a step further and emulate his heros by becoming them, therefore on this date Mr Brill will be revealed as a woman, otherwise the Boundary Boos are going to sack Toddy Orlygsson!!


Davina Brill