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Monday, 21 February 2011

Bristol Rovers report



Hi there you bunch of bastards, Richard fucking Graham here, no mug wanted to do the match report on Saturday they were too busy shouting abuse at that twat they call Dangerous Dave!!!! So I'll give you my take on that steaming pile of shit-toss they called Saturdays performance, Booooooo!!!! He's such a bell-end for his defensive crap last season meaning we stayed up by only one fucking point but what the fuck does that achieve? We had 54% of the possession, 7 attempts on target and6 corners but achieved fuck-all from it, I'm so angry Boooooooo!!!!! I fucking love Latics and I want to have it's babies but them useless bastards let me down on Saturday so I went and ate a Swan in a Vegetarian Restaurant somewhere in Bristol and then went and took a dump off the top of Clifton Suspension Bridge to express my sheer disgust, Boooooooo!!!!! I hope that my actions showed them gutless cow-shit-flavoured bunch of used condoms that defeat will not be tolerated!!!! Boooooooo!!!!!

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