2nd half on Saturday

now lets move on

Booo of the day

goes to Ian Marshall for not mentioning that he used to play for Latics, instead mentions some unknown tinpot clubs like Everton and Bolton



BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

What really happened between Taylor and Jones

here at the Boundary Boos we were lucky enough to of had both players wired up to a Microphone on Tuesday night and today we can reveal footage from what actually happened on the pitch at the end.

RJ: Hey Chris
CT: Richie
RJ: Now might not be the best time to discuss this but don't you think it's about time you gave me back my Harry Potter box-set?
CT: But I've only got as far as the Goblet of Fire
RJ: you've had it nearly 3 months now
CT: we'll you've still got my Glee season 1
RT: lies!!
CT: No you have it
RT: How ****ing dare you, ****, I'm not Gay!!!!!

then the two players break into pushes and shoves until Ben Amos managed to seperate the two, it just goes to show that Glee is the root of all evil

Posh preview

Not so Posh



For something that is suppose to be seen as the working mans sport (it certainly used to be when you look at the origins of Professional Football), the name Posh for a club seems to contradict the theory. Legend has it that The Posh were formed as a result of the club Fletton and Peterborough United who were known as 'the brickies' folding in 1932 and people believed that people didn't like them because they were seen as 'too common' by the public of Peterborough so they reformed as The Posh. So the history of both clubs couldn't be any more different but one thing they do have in common is that both clubs are in League One and prepared to face one another tomorrow. It's the first home game since the Carlisle and I know it's about as likely as a maggot factory smelling like a garden, will anyone who went to the Carlisle game return? We haven't scored in the last four games but although Posh have been scoring goals for fun their achilles heel this season has been at the other end a bit like Latics earlier on in the season but on a much more spectacular scale. The squad hasn't been announced yet but Furman misses out with a suspension whereas Reuben Hazell is set to return from his three games out, so my guess is that we will line up:
Amos

Lee
Hazell
Trotman
Evina

Morais
Stephens
Mantom
Taylor

Reid
Tounkara

with us switching between 4-3-3 and 4-2-3-1.

Another thing about Posh is that they do tend to get some very dodgy referees in their favour when we seem to play them, a lot of us will never forget the farce that was the 2-2 draw with them back in August 2008 when they got 2 dodgy penalties and they should of had a man sent off when Daniel Jones was poll axed by one of their players. Then there was the return fixture at Boundary Park when we had a perfectly disallowed goal ruled out and they went onto win 2-1. So if you're looking at someone to give a good "Boooing to" tomorrow then I guess the referee is the man.

Predictions
John Keeley - 3-1 Peterborough
Paul Edwards - 2-2
Mark Brennan - 3-2 Oldham
Norbert Csiki - 2-0 Peterborough
Matty Appleby - 2-1 Oldham

ask Craig Davies

Good day to you all fine readers of this tremendous webzine I am here to day to give the reader of Boundary Boos some of my knowledge which is certainly plentiful:

Dear Craig, I need to know what happened in this battle of Ortona
Luke, Failsworth

Ortona was a city on the east coast of Italy. The British 8th Army was advancing northward on the right(East) half of the front line. The advance was difficult as they had to cross one river after another and one ridge line after another. It was winter and the ground was wet and cold. The British moved the Canadian 1st Division over to lead the attack against Ortona.

The town had to be captured for the British to advance. The Germans defended the town and blew up buildings to block the streets. The fighting continued through Christmas before the town fell.


Dear Craig, what is Newton's first Law of motion?
Sean, Diggle

The law that a particle not subjected to external forces remains at rest or moves with constant speed in a straight line. Also known as first law of motion; Galileo's law of inertia.



Dear Craig, what caused the eruption of Mount St Helens?
Faye, Milnrow

The 1980 eruption resulted when a huge section of the mountaintop was forced outward and fell away from the mountain. The pressure of magma from within the mountain had been increasing over the years and the rock eventually gave way. With the blocking rock removed, huge amounts of hot rock, ash, and gas exploded from the opening with incredible force.


if anyone needs any help with their homework or you're stuck in a pub quiz, you know who to call

Farewell Chaps

Felipes Film review

Olá cinéfilos

Your good pal Felipe here sharing with you my love of the cinema, art and culture, today I have been watching the film Cougar Country Club.

The story begins with best friends and fellow Cougars Jennifer, Courtney and Lisa spend a day at the local Country Club. While enjoying some refreshing drinks the ladies reminisce about some of their greatest cougar conquests. The stories keep coming as the drinks keep flowing until Jennifer finds a new way to pay for the tab with the waiter.

Lisa Ann pretty much has the cougar market on lockdown, teamed up with fellow cover cougar Dyanna Lauren and other finely-aged women including personal favorite Jewels Jade. Catering to younger fellas with a taste for rich older women, Country Club Cougars is a sure bet brought to you by Wicked Pictures

This was a thoroughly enjoyable film and I would give it a four nutmeg rating!!!

até breve companheiros!!!

Motivational Poster Time

Match Preview - MK Dons

Milton Keynes




Today we face the team otherwise known as the Franchise FC, everyone has their opinions on the club personally what's done is done and will never happen again due to a change in FA rules. After the disappointing results of late we should be expecting nothing less than at least six points from the next 3 games otherwise this season is over as far as us at Boundary Boos are concerned. We will not be asking Richard Graham back to do a match report after his antics this weekend in Bristol, we have to pay the therapists bill which is not a pretty sight!!!
The squad for tonight's game is as followed (I cba predicting what is going to be picked) from: Amos, Brill, Todd, Hazell, Jones, Reid, Mantom, Abalimba, Furman, Alessandra, Feeney, Taylor, Lee, Stephens, Black, Brooke, Morais, Tarkowski, Evina, Tounkara, White, Trotman.





Carlo's Commercial
Our friend from good old Maple leaf country recommends that you pay a visit to thecentre:mk if you fancy a bit of pre-match shopping in a grade II listed building and a nice environment to do your shopping in.

Gunnar is currently in Norway hunting deer and Keigan Parker has a date with someone.

How many pints did Gregan have?

This weekend in The Unicorn's Feather he had three pints of Thwaites Wainwright

Lee Richardson's Love-tips

Hey there, Dr Lee is in the house to ease your worries and warm you soul, the stars came together to form a beutiful moment this week with my latest e-mail (I actually received one)

Dear Dr Lee I've been in my new job now for over 4 months and everything has been going well, I had to leave my last job because I couldn't get over a beautiful relationship that ended the previous May, he had to leave to go to Mansfield but on Friday he came back into my life and is now a colleague again, what should I do?

Sean 36, Fleetwood

Your friends and family are the ones who know you best and support the fact that you should be treated in a way that keeps you happy. They are your loyal supporters and are always at your side when you need a shoulder to cry on, and their advice is like when the Chaddy End is roaring you on, if you feel that he can make you happy then there is no reason why you shouldn't rekindle your love.

Bristol Rovers report

Hi there you bunch of bastards, Richard fucking Graham here, no mug wanted to do the match report on Saturday they were too busy shouting abuse at that twat they call Dangerous Dave!!!! So I'll give you my take on that steaming pile of shit-toss they called Saturdays performance, Booooooo!!!! He's such a bell-end for his defensive crap last season meaning we stayed up by only one fucking point but what the fuck does that achieve? We had 54% of the possession, 7 attempts on target and6 corners but achieved fuck-all from it, I'm so angry Boooooooo!!!!! I fucking love Latics and I want to have it's babies but them useless bastards let me down on Saturday so I went and ate a Swan in a Vegetarian Restaurant somewhere in Bristol and then went and took a dump off the top of Clifton Suspension Bridge to express my sheer disgust, Boooooooo!!!!! I hope that my actions showed them gutless cow-shit-flavoured bunch of used condoms that defeat will not be tolerated!!!! Boooooooo!!!!!

The new Boundary Park Hot Dog

mmmmmmmmmmmmm



You get it with American Sports teams all the time, Boston Red Sox have the Fenway Frank, The LA Dodgers have the Dodger Dog and the Seattle Mariners have Mariner Meat. Why not do this with Latics? Rather than run out of pies we could make a product just as famous as the club like they do in America, or am I just really in the mood for a hot dog?

Preview for tomorrow - Bristol Rovers

Well tomorrow will be a day of truth for Oldham Athletic and a certain manager of the opposition who may or may not be familiar to some of you loyal supporters out there, one things for sure he's going to get one hell of a reception tomorrow, lets hope he doesn't have the last laugh mind (we know what Latics can do to us at times). The feeling on Tuesday was the lack Dale Stephens was what cost us, with no player being able to interact the defence and attack we were unable to string as many passes together in the final third, it seems that Mr Dickov has counteracted this by bringing in Sam Mantom from West Brom lets hope this helps the team function a bit better.



On another note Bristol Rovers have signed Mr Fat keeper himself Conrad Logan (above) so be sure to give him a bit of stick too as he has in the past struggled when being sledged by opposition fans.

Latics should line-up as followed

GK - Amos
RB - Lee
CB - Hazell
CB - Trotman
LB - Evina
CM - Mantom
CM - Furman
RAM - White
AM - Taylor
LAM - Morais
CF - Tounkara

I think we should get a result but this is Latics and we have in the past messed up when trying to prove a point to someone.

Feeney Fashion
The Ulsterman’s suggests that tomorrow you wear the away shirt from 00/01 along with a pair of leopard skin three quarter lengths. (the mad bastard!!!)

Keigan's Kitchen
He may of left us but he will still be helping us out this season with tips for pre-match meals and tomorrow he’s suggesting fried quail with caponata to warm the cockles before the match.

Gunnar’s Gun
Tomorrow the crazy Norwegien bastard is suggesting that you bring along a glock 19 9mm semi-automatic pistol (although at Boundary Boos suggest you use it to go Duck hunting if you're spending the weekend down there.

The Friday daydream

is anyone else daydreaming at work, waiting for pint o'clock?



well today I'm daydreaming about Kaka playing for Latics

Match action

The match reports for the Boundary Booos are never the same each time; and on Tuesday night we had the (miss)fortune of having someone illustrate the highlights of the match



pre-match entertainment





Amos pulls off a cracking save just before half time





the abomination that was the Carlisle goal





the stamp on Lewis Allesandra





the Taggers attack that followed

Player watch with Mustapha Hadji

He-hello!

Mustafa-fa-fa Ha-hadji he-here! A-a-a-and I w-w-wou-w-want to s-say I w-w-w-w-w-was v-very d-d-d-d-d-dissa-p-p-point-pointed with the p-p-p-per-p-per-performance of R-R-R-R-R-Ru-Ru-R-Ruben Ried a-a-a-a-a-against Carlisle! He should have d-d-do-done more of th-this, the to-tosser!

Latics' "Legend Island"

Some people out there believe that there is a place to go when we all die, we at Boundary Boo's believe that there is a place to go when a Latics player ends his career and disappears into the wilderness



today showing his face on Legend Island is the legend himself Mr David Lee, WELCOME DAVID!!!

Dear Boundary Boos

Dear Boundary Boos

I've got to say how fed up and disgusted I was with your £2 offer yesterday. No one bothered to inform me that the Ford Stand has been demolished!!! I went to sit with all those miserable gits in the Main Stand only to hear it was ticket only!!! I ended up sitting in the Chaddy End after I went to the Rochdale Road End and was disgusted that your turnstile operator refused to accept my Scottish Twenty pound note. Then once I sat down I had to put up with all those awful young kids shouting and swearing and standing. Blocking my view - I thought it was suppose to be all seater. My night Was further ruined when peoples mobile phones kept going off and taking photos. This would of never happened in the Old days NEVER!!!! And why have we got a Man United keeper in our goals. We are god dam arch rivals for Friggs sake!!! Since when has Boundary Park been a no smoking staduim ? I cannot see my night getting much worse until I was racially abused by a Carlilse fan on Sheepfoot Lane. How dare he calls me an moaning English twat the bloody sweaty Jock!!!! Oh and as half-time approached I decided to go to get some food and there was no chips or Lucozade!!!! Instead they tried to flog me a burger that did not look like anything they serve at McDondalds. What annoyed me more I was told the club sold curry!!! Well the chicken balit pie is not a curry and the club should be reported for false advertising!!! And what was that entertainment all about? At the Reebok we get famous people and ex players; tonight we get some silly wannabe singers and a unkown pair of lads called Craig Dudley and Craig Watson. Oh and I also noticed to my complete and utter disgust the scoreboard switched off it did not make sense and I refused to sing "COME ON OLDHAM"!!! Oh and what was Gerry Taggart punhch all about? Think of the children if I wanted to watch a punch-up I go to Norman Leisure Centre. At 1-0 it was awful that we did not even score and not enough people boooed at the end!!!!! So I was looking forward to my pint in the Clayton Arms and to my disgust has been knocked down!!!! I feel that a letter to Ian Stott if you do not take this matter serious and since when did the 182 stop running from outsidwe the ground??? Both Pioneer and the club should be ashamed.

My regards

Disgruntled Stayaway Since 1995

How to Save Latics

It appears that things aren't all hunky dory at the minute around the club, the council are being as helpful as a vegetarian choosing a steak for you and Simon Corney showing us his best poker skills with the club, by suggesting we play outside of Oldham and then we flunk against Carlisle in-front of all the stay-aways. What we need is money because Football sold it soul in 1992 and now money is more important than the actual game itself, so here are five ways in which we might be able to make the club money:-

Create an English version of the Simpson's - Matt Groening had a reported wealth of around $300 million and they regard the Simpson's as one of the greatest comedies, yet some of the most successful British sitcoms seem to get copied over in the states "The Office", "Men Behaving Badly", "Fawlty Towers" etc, so maybe it's time we started copying the yanks.

You have at one point or another in your life looked at something so seemingly simple yet practical and useful and thought to yourself, "I wish I had invented that!", I'm sure there are enough persistently creative people out of whats left of our crowds to bring to the world the next clockwork radio!!!

Sell, Sell, Sell - get everyone to bring their crap from the loft together and sell it on ebay, who knows what happened to Del Boy might happen to us only multiplied by 3000!!!

Surely Michelle Marsh and the one who plays Sally out of Coronation street aren't the only hotties to come out of Oldham, if we can get 12 of them together maybe we could do a Nude calendar. Selling Sex seemed to work well for Messrs Gold and Sullivan at Birmingham and even though they're doing poor this season I'm sure West Ham have more money than us!!!

Take part in the Virgin Earth Challenge - Richard Barnson is offering a £100 million prize for the first person or organization to come up with a way of scrubbing greenhouse gases out of the Earth's atmosphere. Do any scientists support Latics?

Any other suggestions would be welcome

We're back

following a couple of teething problems such as mourning the passing of Sean Gregans time here and the Birthday of the footballing legend that is John Eyre, we have decided to reappear and give you all the latest "news" regarding the greatest Football club with an OL postcode