Preview for tomorrow

I was going to bring you an interview with an opposition fan but the Tranmere fan I interviewed didn't get back to me!! So it's just me stating what I think will happen, we've sold-out our initial allocation of 1000 tickets and I expect at least 600 more people to turn up on the day making it better than any away following last season. Anyways lets not get too excited over the away following as my penis is an adequate size therefore I don’t feel the need to brag about something which isn’t important as the game is played on the pitch. Where I think we'll line up with the following in a 4-4-2

GK - Brill
RB - Lee
CB - Hazell
CB - M'Voto
LB - Black
CM - Jones
CM - Furman
CM - Stephens
LM - Allesandra
ST - Feeney
CF - Tounkare

I think we should get a result but it's the first game of the season so nothing is a given. Remember Norwich last year?

Feeney Fashion
The Ulsterman’s Suggested dress code for tomorrow is a lime green tank top, with a suede jacket with a sheepskin thong and orange cork shoes.

Keigan’s Kitchen
He may of left us but he will still be helping us out this season with tips for pre-match meals and tomorrow he’s suggesting Tortilla Soup with baked Ziti.

Gunnar’s Gun
The man himself suggests that because Birkenhead is “full of that sort” (his words not mine) he suggests you bring a machine gun in case it all gets a bit nawty most notably the Heckler & Koch HK21 is popular with Gunnar at this moment in time.

Carlo’s commercial
Carlo reccomends that you shop at Cheshire Oakes before the game tomorrow, he says there is plenty of “awesome consumer goods” available for everyone.