Tranmere match report by Vince Budd

Hey there guys its Vince Budd here from the good old U.S of A here to bring you my take on the match-up yesterday between the Oldham Latics Athletic and the Tranmere Lions Rovers at the Prenton Arena. The Rovers come from near Liverpool which is home to my favourite English band of all time Black Sabbath they sure as hell Rock, but will the Latics Rock like those guys I hope they sure do. They line up as followed:
Goaltender – Dean Brill – he sucked last season
Left D-fenceman – Paul Black – he’s young and hungry like a tiger
Right D-fenceman – Kieran Lee – formally of Manchester Yankees
Centre Real Estate – JJ Jarrett Junior – playing in foreign fields, normally he’s a centre rover
Skipper – Reuben Hazell –
Left Wingman – Joe-Louis Alessandra – back from time-out with a long injury
Centre Rover – Dean Furman – Dickov wants him further up the back-bone
Centre Sniper – Dale Stephens – the man on major and minor penalties
Right Wingman – Richie Jones – another player formally of Manchester Yankees
Power Offence – Ournare Tounkare – signed on Thursday from the Sunderland Black Cats
Sleeper – Warren Feeney – who comes from Northern Ireland

So the season faced off with the Latics kicking to the Tranmere Rovers fans in the arena, and the game started with some prime real estate from the Latics d-fence, Hazell winning the ball, JJJ with some good passwork to the centre. The first chance fell to Alessandra whose snipe at the heavy metal was pushed to the side by the Tranmere Goaltender. The first score of the game came from a passout from a corner kick ending up in the enforcer awarding a minor penalty for the Latics on the 18, which was dispatched by Stephens who went low-longside into the goal. This came with 30 minutes past in the first period, following on from that Tranmere nearly had a score when a rush-attack was converted into a high-pass into the Oldham box Tranmere Power Forward Enoch Showunmi had a head shot that went wide of the heavy metal to the Goaltenders relief. At the intermission the scores was zero to 1 to the Oldham Latics. Following on from the intermission into the second period some great real estate from the Oldham d-fence prevented any forms of sniping from the Tranmere offence and with 36 minutes gone in the 2nd period the Oldham Latics put the game to bed with a breaking pass up to the Left wingman JL Alessandra who played an assist to Stephens who sniped a power shot low-shortside into the goal for another score 2 to zero. The Tranmere offence created a score from a corner kick-out which was converted high-longside over the Oldham goaltender by Ian T Moore, who is seen as a jackass to the Oldham Latics supporters. But the enforcer blew for the end of the 2nd period and the end of the match-up which was very satisfying for the Oldham Latics who beat the Tranmere Rovers by 2 to 1, leaving the Latics 7th on the League 1 ladder.

Latics' "Legend Island"

Some people out there believe that there is a place to go when we all die, we at Boundary Boo's believe that there is a place to go when a Latics player ends his career and disappears into the wilderness.



It's called Legend Island and today showing his face on Legend Island is the legend himself Mr David Beharall, WELCOME DAVID!!!

Preview for tomorrow

I was going to bring you an interview with an opposition fan but the Tranmere fan I interviewed didn't get back to me!! So it's just me stating what I think will happen, we've sold-out our initial allocation of 1000 tickets and I expect at least 600 more people to turn up on the day making it better than any away following last season. Anyways lets not get too excited over the away following as my penis is an adequate size therefore I don’t feel the need to brag about something which isn’t important as the game is played on the pitch. Where I think we'll line up with the following in a 4-4-2

GK - Brill
RB - Lee
CB - Hazell
CB - M'Voto
LB - Black
CM - Jones
CM - Furman
CM - Stephens
LM - Allesandra
ST - Feeney
CF - Tounkare

I think we should get a result but it's the first game of the season so nothing is a given. Remember Norwich last year?

Feeney Fashion
The Ulsterman’s Suggested dress code for tomorrow is a lime green tank top, with a suede jacket with a sheepskin thong and orange cork shoes.

Keigan’s Kitchen
He may of left us but he will still be helping us out this season with tips for pre-match meals and tomorrow he’s suggesting Tortilla Soup with baked Ziti.

Gunnar’s Gun
The man himself suggests that because Birkenhead is “full of that sort” (his words not mine) he suggests you bring a machine gun in case it all gets a bit nawty most notably the Heckler & Koch HK21 is popular with Gunnar at this moment in time.

Carlo’s commercial
Carlo reccomends that you shop at Cheshire Oakes before the game tomorrow, he says there is plenty of “awesome consumer goods” available for everyone.

Golf with Gregan

Hey chaps, I’m sure that you’re all aware that there has been little action in the last few months, so I’ve been keeping up with the 2nd great love in my life – Golf, oh yes! I’m sure there are plenty of others out there who play the game so let me give you my review of the week just been.

Iron of the week – this week I’ve been using my Callaway Diablo Edge set for a few matches I’ve participated in; these Irons certainly helped me hit the sweet spot, which helped me no ends with my accuracy.

Course of the week – this week I played at the Pines Golf Centre in Dumfries, it was a very wooded course therefore the shots on the 18 hole course had to be just right (thanks to my Irons), it was a great centre as there are Rental Carts available as well as a teaching pro, a Driving Range and Putting Green if required.

Score of the week – overall I managed to hit a par 27, not one of my best games but the results will come better no doubt in the years to come.

This made me chuckle

Hey fellas

It’s been a while, we were so intrigued what with the England’s surge to World Cup glory and all the celebrating afterwards, who would of thought such glory and riches would come to our great nation this summer. We were brilliant in every match from start to finish we were the cream of the crop and it was almost orgasmic to know that such a great team represented our nation and to beat the Auld Enemy in the end was just the icing on the cake. Oh yes I just hope that Paul Collingwood and Kevin Pietersen keep up the good work in time for the Ashes as there’s no mistake I smell that smell it’s that time of year again. It's back to the Boundary Park and we have a new man in charge in “The Dick” and as ever with a new manager those fantasies are going through the heads of certain individuals raising expectation like a Surface-to-air missile so for when them expectations come crashing down to earth like an oil spill on a UFO, we at the Boundary Boos have returned with a bang and will be there for your entertainment so enjoy.