What with the best end of sod all happening around these parts with all eyes on the World Cup (unless you are indeed a special person) we sort of abandoned the BB's for a while. But we're now back and we have a few letters from our ledgendary fans
Dear Boundary Boos,
There is 3 things I despise in life. Yorkshire puddings, the wife and SEAN "bloody" Gregan. What is the point of him, at least you can eat Yorkshire puds and get spuds deep in the wife. He's awful, at fault for most of our goals and as threatening as dead disabled kitten on attacking corners!
Please if he is captain next year dont be excpecting me to turn up every week to watch them!
Norris Casserole
yes but lets be fair, he would of cut out that long ball down the middle that Germany scored the first goal from last weekend
Dear Boundary Boo's
It's all Ashley Cole's fault England are out of the World Cup, if he spent more time being a good husband to Cheryl rather than owning a flash car, banging other hot women. It was done before John Terry did it, so I'm guessing that it was Ashley Cole who told him to bone Wayne Bridge's ex wife. It seems the England team care more about notches on the bedpost than winning the World Cup, all this sex is disgusting, if I can't have it then why should anyone else?
Yours Colin Ryan
I weep for England
Monday, 5 July 2010
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