Hey guys and gals

Sorry we've been away for so long it's been a difficult few months for us, first there was the Court case concerning our friends Beaver and Agogo then there was the departure of our Hungarian friends which took a very heavy toll on us, (the court case is still ongoing btw):

Deer Boundry Boos

I think youll agree with me wen you say that this seeson has turnd into the worse I have evr seen. We dont scoor enough goals because the forwereds don't have the hart!! Not only should Dave Penny ressing but TTA shud go because this moov to Manchester is scandulus! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Mr D Moody

well at least you managed to spell Boo correct


Dear Boundary Boos

It’s come to my attention that we’ve come to the end of the decade so I think it’s time people came up with their “team of the decade”, here is mine

GK - Adam Collin
RB - Ben Turner
LB - Stuart Giddings
CB - Kangana Ndiwa
CB - Mark Hotte
RM - Michael Clegg
CM - Wayne Gill
CM - David Lee
LM - Phil Salt
CF - Neville Roach
CF - Dean Crowe

I know what your thinking but I bet those 11 players would beat the shower that we’ve got now!!!

Barry Alan Pincus

Are you the same Barry Alan Pincus who was the BBC correspondent for The South Sandwich Island in 2001/03 and again in 2005/09?


Dear Lads

Why have you got that bone idle Keigan Parker cooking fancy dan rubbish on your page, you should appeal more to people like me and have some propper food, none of that foreign muck. I want my spuds on the right, my veg on the left, my meat on the top and my pint of Tetleys just off to the side - THATS THE WAY IT SHOULD ALWAYS BE AND IT SHOULD NEVER CHANGE

yours miserably

Say Booo to Failsworth

I'd love to see how you coped with the Digital Switchover, that is of course if you have a TV

BBs

I think it's disgusting that Cher was not included in your poll for the best Dog, Cher is a first-rate bitch and all of us down at Failsworth kennels all agree that Cher is far better behaved than the other dogs mentioned in the poll and to us will always be number 1.

**** you, you ******* *****, what the **** do you know about what we *******, stand for you ******* ******* go **** and shove a wet fish up your ******* ****** up **** you peice of ****** ****!!!