Boundary Boo's EXCLUSIVE!!! - OLDHAM TO APPOINT TOTO!!!

With all the speculation going around since Latics decided to part company with Dave Penney the other week, we at the Boundary Boo's have been trying to get as close as we can to the action than any other forms. Last night whilst we send in our undercover reporter Darren Beckford into the club disguised as Mark Allott and we discovered some shocking new developments.

It turns out that Latics are set to unveil non other than Salvatore "Toto" Schillaci as Dave Penney's successor in the hot seat at Boundary Park.

Schillaci (45) played for Juventus and Internazionale during a 15 year career, where he made a name for himself scoring 6 goals for his native country during the 1990 World Cup and winning the Golden Boot, the 1990 World Cup is still well remembered today by Italian football fans as the Notti Magiche di Totò Schillaci (magical nights of Totò Schillaci), even though the Italian national team did not win the World Cup at home.

Schillaci has not been coaching youngsters in Sicily since he left Japanese club Júbilo Iwata in 1997, has expressed an interest to work in England especially since his old friend and former mentor Fabio Capello has been in charge of the national team.

Oldham Athletic Managing Director Simon Corney said "This is very exciting for the football club, we can hopefully use this as a springboard for future success and move onwards and upwards".

The people have spoken...

...and the only thing 'hung' around here is legendary pornstar Paul Beavers! Oh yes the votes have come in and the turnout has been good and the shock result concludes that The Boundary Boo's Boo Man of the Season is none other than Mr Dean Brill!!!

Gunnarz back with his Gunz!!!`

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I took Carlo Corazzin's advice and decided to inverst in the abtron 6000; look at my gunz now!!! Oh yeah I use them gurd!!!

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If only...

...Latics had won promotion in 2007, we would obviously of signed a team of Galácticos to play alongside superstars like Paul Warne and Sean Gregan, including players like Andrés Iniesta, Andrea Pirlo and David Villa (pictured), we would of re-developed Boundary Park into a 180,000 all-seater superdome and we would of won the FA Cup and promotion to the Premiership where we would of beaten Man United 12-0 on the opening game, why oh why did we have to lose that 2nd leg against Blackpool, we were so close to glory!!!!

Shit happens

1 out of 4 Americans has appeared on tv?
61% of all hits on the internet are on sex-sites?
Everyday 21 newborn babies will be given to the wrong parents
The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year
Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world
The average person laughs 13 times a day
Elvis was originally blond
The average age of first intercourse is 15.3 years old
The average erect penis is 5,2" long - and 4,2" circumcised
Eskimoes use refrigerators to keep food from freezing
41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously
20% of all females have had at least 1 homosexual experience
There is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle-creme?
22% of the time, a pizza will arrive faster that an ambulance in Great Britain
96% of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm
3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volt battery works on their tongue
The 'Guinness Book Of Records' holds the record for being the most stolen book in public libraries
Butterflies taste with their feet
5% of the population is gay
The worlds best known word is 'okay', the second most well-known word is 'Coca-Cola'
The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue
Charles Chaplin once won 3rd prize in a 'Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest'
In 1995 a Japanese trawler sank because a Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet
Only one book has been printed in more copies than the Bible - the IKEA-catalogue
1 cigarette takes away five minutes of a person's life
In 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth - today we are 6 billion people
'Donald Duck' was banned in Finland, because he doesn't wear pants
74% of all nudist-females are nudists, because their husbands are nudists
More people die from a champagne cork popping, than from poison spiders
21% of all traffic accidents happen because the driver falls asleep
Did you know that originally a danish guy invented the burglar alarm? - unfortunately it got stolen

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So here we go chaps

I am sure you have herd many news broadcasts and election debates recently on the news, on the internet, on the radio and you may have had candidates coming to your door to secure your vote.

But we're only interested in the big election the only one that matters yes thats right THE BOUNDARY BOO'S, BOO MAN OF THE SEASON AWARD. Our panel of commitee of experts have gathered together our nominations for who we think there has been the person you hate the most about Oldham Athletic this season and there has been intense debate ever since. So please submit your vote, its your chance to say how you feel about all that is wrong with the world and how far your hatred can stretch.

So get voting and get hating!